The headline alone on this story sounds like the setup to a joke.
I swear. The flamingo and I were just talking...
That's what you get for trying to cram a flamingo crate through a turnstyle, my friend. It's a good thing that he's famous for all his late night talk show animal appearances. Otherwise, people might think, "Oh great, another psycho with a flamingo." I wonder how airport security reacts to a threat like that. What if it had gotten loose? The swat team chasing after it, the flight delays. All those poor business people that had to call home and say they were delayed for a wild flamingo. The insanity...Oh, the insanity.
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