Even Monkeys Need Romance

Evidently, the key to a chimp's pants is through her stomach.  They really are just like us.

Is that a high society deer or some type of cheap rodent meat?

Nothing Like a Little Phone Sex for Breakfast

What goes best with cheerios in the morning?  Milk, a glass of juice, maybe some fruit and a phone with a sexy, breathy voice on the other end.  A cereal company in Oregon mistakenly put a phone sex line number on their boxes, instead of the regular cereal hotline.  This brings me to two thoughts:  First, I clearly am eating the wrong cereal every day; Second, how many people actually call cereal hot lines?  What kind of cereal emergencies are that pressing?  These flakes are not frosted enough!  We're going to need some frosting at my house. Stat!

How much do you like our cereal?  Give us a call.  You know you want to.

Video Monkey: Celebrity Babies - Monkey Edition

There's something about this video that amuses me.  Is it the odd disney cartoon like soundtrack?  Is it the fact that the monkey is apparently harrassed by more paparazzi than Britney Spears?  Seriously.  Why are they all coming after that baby?  You'd think he was just adopted into the Brangelina family.  Leave the little leaf monkey alone!