A man in North Carolina went to buy himself a brand new bbq smoker from an auction the other day. There's no better place to make a purchase than items that were so useful, they've been abandoned by their owners. Clearly, there was not an intense search done of these abandoned items that were up for auction, cause when he opened it up back home, there was a human leg in it.
Worst Purchase Ever. Full refund required.
Nothing says appetizing bbq goodness like finding a leg in there before dinner. The best part of it was that he was able to easily track down the owner of the missing limb's mother, and she filled in the story. She said he'd kept it for some type of "religious" reasons after it had been amputated in an accident. She also said that the family was very much against the reasoning. Somehow, I can't imagine why they would be. This doesn't sound like any bizarre crackpot religion at all. Noooo way. The man's own mother is quick to point out that she and the rest of the family is completely apart from his craziness. The story does have a happy ending though. The man is traveling to North Carolina to be reunited with his lost leg once again. It's so sweet. Sweet in that, why is this man such a freakshow kind of way. The moral of this tale is pretty simple. Make sure to check out anything you buy at a yard sale thoroughly. There might be a long lost body part in there that misses its owner.
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