I was thinking about writing about Eater X's victory over Crazy Legs Conti to become the burrito eating champion of the world, but then something else caught my eye. Those guys may have serious stomachs built for the riggers of professional eating, but I'm sure they've got more will power than this guy.
I'm so hungry I could eat a duck!
One of the guests at the illustrious Embassy Suites hotel was so overcome with hunger, that he just had to have some fresh duck tartar. How fresh? He took it right out of the lobby pool, and he pulled off the duck's head. Well, that makes sense. If you're dying of hunger, then why not just lunge for meatiest point of the duck...his head. He ripped off the duck's head. Disturbingly enough, it appears that it was with his bare hands. That is one guy who you don't want to meet in a dark alley. I do like that the news is quick to point out that he's a hotel guest. No self respecting Minnesotan would engage in such behavior. No way. It also adds that flair for the dramatic by saying that he attacked a "tame duck." It's not like he was going after one of those little known vicious vampire ducks that roam the Minnesota countryside. That bastard attacked one of the innocent ones. All he's done is weaken the good duck army, and leave them more vulnerable for attack!
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