Best Ways to Defend Yourself

There are plenty of effective ways to defend yourself. I think these two people are shining examples for what to do when your back is up against a wall.

Unarmed and Dangerous

In a battle over a woman, a man killed his nemesis only using his head! His head? An armless man bested a generic 2 armed man in mortal combat. Now, I don't care what you say, that guy is pretty hard core. Interestingly enough, he's a famous no armed man that use to do art with his feet. Also, he's the one the woman chose. I'm sure he must be about the most talented fully foot functioning person that anyone will ever meet.

This next woman was also fairly resourceful.

The subject is armed and dangerous. She's got a baby, and she knows how to use it.

Police entered this woman's home on suspicion of pot, and she threw the closest object she could at them. Her baby.
WEEEEEEEE! I'M FLYING!!!






Clearly, this was not the most formidable weapon at her disposal. Her brilliant defense to not get busted by the cops for being high and prove to them her sobriety was this. Nothing says, "I'm not wasted," like throwing a baby at someone. Lucky for her, she's bound to get a taste of her own medicine soon enough in prison. Except, instead of a baby, it'll be a 300 pound cellmate named, Bertha.