Monday, October 1, 2007

Town Ordered to Stop Doing It Like Bunnies

One town in Wyoming has decided that they need to start legislating the way rabbits are handled. Yes, apparently there are just so many bunnies in that place, that people are only allowed two.

Those rascally rabbits

I didn't realize rabbits were such common house pets. Apparently, it's so common that the citizens are in an uproar. It's also so bad that people aren't sure limiting the amount of bunnies per household will be enough. Are they kidding? Powell, Wyoming must be either the most boring town with no crime to deal with or the bunny capital of the world. My favorite part is when the police chief refers to rabbits as "a reproductive wonder of the world." You tell 'em chief. What's that? Someone's getting robbed down on main street? Don't worry, the police chief will help solve the case, once he's finished helping to regulate the much more serious problem of inevitable bunny domination of Wyoming.

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