Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Men Demand Cuddling

File this in the "wouldn't see that one coming" category.

I just want someone to hold me!


According to "scientists," men apparently sleep better when there is a woman in the bed, and women do not. Well, this certainly spits in the face of the theory that men are insensitive when they are anti cuddling for the night. They're really just doing a service. That's right, a nice service to the women who don't realize that they won't be able to sleep at night otherwise. Maybe the article says it's the snoring, but if you read between the lines, this was clearly a study done by some crafty guy to escape a long night of playing big spoon. Kind of like this one:

Oh, you have a headache? I swear, it's good for you


That is science research money at its best. People give scientists a bad rap for social skills. Look at that, using their own scientific research, they're working around some of the big male complaints. No wonder Bill Nye and Mr Wizard always looked so happy.

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