Most Ungrateful Son in Law

In a scene that sounds much more like an encounter between Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner, a Bosnian man recently was imprisoned for trying to kill his mother in law.....with an anti tank missile.  She was fine afterwards, so he tried again later......with a machine gun.  WTF is going on in this crazy dude's mind?  Also, why does he seem to have access to weapons like he's playing a video game?  The real kicker is that the mother in law of steel survived both attacks, with barely a scratch on her.

Just stand still!  There's plenty more cartoon weapons where that one came from!

Resourceful Drunk

This drunk ohio guy is way more resourceful than most drunks.  He built his own bar stool transportation to get too and from the bar.  I wonder if he just parked his vehicle at the bar, when he'd go drinking.  Is it still drunk driving, if you technically never leave your stool?  My favorite was his plea of not guilty, despite the fact that his response to police over how much he drank was, "a lot."

Well, it sure beats drunk segway driving

I Knew All That Duck Hunt Was Good For Something...

Looks like Scientists have finally confirmed what I would often tell my mom when I was 7.  Video games are good for you.  Not just any video games, the shoot 'em up violent action games.  So, next time you decide to pick up a book, think twice.  What does that do for your hand eye coordination and fine contrast differences perception?  That's right...nothing.  Put down that book, and pick up a video game controller instead.  Suck it, reading!

Killing zombies on playstation is just as good as going to the gym  

Sham Pow

Before I used to think of Vince, the sleazy guy from the Sham Wow and Slap Chop ads, as just that weird infomercial dude that wears a pointless microphone headset and looks like Moe from the Simpsons,  but now, he is so so so much more.  He's become Vince, the sleazy guy who likes to beat up prostitutes.  A real step up.  Stay classy, Vince.

I swear she bit me first!

Supernatural High School Problems

Here I thought things were bad when I was in high school, but at a school in Boston, they have to deal with more than just your average bully.  It's not lunch money those bad ass kids are looking for, it's blood.  The school administrator claims there's no truth to the claim that vampires are terrorizing the local kids, but the truth is out there.  In other news, the Easter Bunny has become the star of the soccer team, and Santa Claus brought in the most delicious cupcakes for homeroom.

Give me some blood, or I'll throw you in a locker

Recession: Bad for Big Business, Good For Strippers

A strip club in Rhode Island is hosting a job fair this weekend.  Despite the horrible unemployment in Rhode Island right now, the strip clubs are apparently thriving more than ever.  It gives credence to the theory that when you fall on hard times, there's nothing better than a stripper falling into your lap.

A good place to spend your unemployement

The Subway Gloves

Ever notice that the people at subway never change the plastic gloves between sandwiches?  Doesn't that sort of erase the sanitary nature of the whole thing?  Not just that, but I then saw the guy change the radio station and open and close the front door in the same gloves.  It's like if a surgeon operated on someone before you without changing it around.  You might end up with part of someone else's intestine in you instead of just a stray sweet pepper that you didn't ask for on a meatball sub.  Someone should investigate this...

Sexiest Cartoons

In honor of the return of that sexy Cadbury Bunny, a poll was taken for the sexiest cartoon characters ever created.  The winner?  Jessica Rabbit.  The loser?  Anyone who admitted that they find cartoon characters sexy.

Ooooooo Ahhhhhh...Cartoons!

The Colonel's Real Secret Recipe

Ever been dying to know what's the secret ingredients that go into KFC's chicken?  Even the employees don't know.  It's so deadly secret, that no one questioned a caller to a NH location, who claimed to be from corporate, when he told them they'd all been exposed to something potentially deadly.  

The KFC secret is out, and it's deadly!

After pulling the fire suppression system, they stripped down and were told to get outside and pee on each other.  Yes, no one questioned this until police arrived to find them.  I think the minute, I'm told to strip down and be submitted to my coworker's golden shower in the back alley behind a KFC, I'm going to call someone to double check that the order is crystal clear.