Monday, March 2, 2009

The Colonel's Real Secret Recipe

Ever been dying to know what's the secret ingredients that go into KFC's chicken?  Even the employees don't know.  It's so deadly secret, that no one questioned a caller to a NH location, who claimed to be from corporate, when he told them they'd all been exposed to something potentially deadly.  


After pulling the fire suppression system, they stripped down and were told to get outside and pee on each other.  Yes, no one questioned this until police arrived to find them.  I think the minute, I'm told to strip down and be submitted to my coworker's golden shower in the back alley behind a KFC, I'm going to call someone to double check that the order is crystal clear.


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