Showing posts with label prostitute. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prostitute. Show all posts
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Sham Pow
Before I used to think of Vince, the sleazy guy from the Sham Wow and Slap Chop ads, as just that weird infomercial dude that wears a pointless microphone headset and looks like Moe from the Simpsons, but now, he is so so so much more. He's become Vince, the sleazy guy who likes to beat up prostitutes. A real step up. Stay classy, Vince.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Meet Your 100 Special Someones on Facebook!
Facebook takes another moves towards classy dating. A 23 year old girl decided to start a Facebook group titled, "I Need Sex." I think the motivation was pretty clear. Shockingly, Facebook closed her account, but not before she'd gotten 100 members in the group, 50 of whom found their way to her bed. Talk about using Facebook for some self promotion.
I thought we were exclusive!
The best quote of the article?
"She admitted some people might "look down on me" for her behaviour and said some might even say that she may as well have been a prostitute because then she would at least have been paid for sleeping with so many different men, but she said: "I don't see it like that at all. ""
It's always a good sign when your friends tell you that you might as well have been a prostitute.
I thought we were exclusive!
The best quote of the article?
"She admitted some people might "look down on me" for her behaviour and said some might even say that she may as well have been a prostitute because then she would at least have been paid for sleeping with so many different men, but she said: "I don't see it like that at all. ""
It's always a good sign when your friends tell you that you might as well have been a prostitute.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
My Wife Charges by the Hour
Looking for a way to earn a little extra cash on the side? You could go work in a store like this woman told her husband she did, but to his surprise, she was actually working at his local whorehouse.
I paid all this money to have sex with someone that was not my wife!
I think the funniest/saddest part that this story never touches on is the guy's motivations. He's so shocked that his wife had lied to him and is doing this, he can't believe it. She's such an awful person. Um, buddy, you're at the brothel too! That seems to be lost in all this. I'm thinking that the marriage would be dysfunctional enough with her moonlighting as a prostitute, but he's also hiring them. Who knows how many times he went over there and didn't get her after he dropped some cash. I guess it really is all about how you spin the story. "Woe is me! My wife sleeps with other men for money!" However, he's the one paying other people for his sleeping around. At least she was making some money off the deal. Ironically enough, perhaps the same money that he flushed away at the same place. What a wonderful world!
I paid all this money to have sex with someone that was not my wife!
I think the funniest/saddest part that this story never touches on is the guy's motivations. He's so shocked that his wife had lied to him and is doing this, he can't believe it. She's such an awful person. Um, buddy, you're at the brothel too! That seems to be lost in all this. I'm thinking that the marriage would be dysfunctional enough with her moonlighting as a prostitute, but he's also hiring them. Who knows how many times he went over there and didn't get her after he dropped some cash. I guess it really is all about how you spin the story. "Woe is me! My wife sleeps with other men for money!" However, he's the one paying other people for his sleeping around. At least she was making some money off the deal. Ironically enough, perhaps the same money that he flushed away at the same place. What a wonderful world!
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