Much like Will Smith in Independence Day, this intrepid pilot stared down a UFO with all the guts he had, and he fired a full barrage of missiles. He's been sitting on this secret for 51 years. Why come forward now? He had to admit that 51 years ago, he was ordered to shoot down.....nothing. He saw a large blip on his radar, but no actual UFO. Thanks for the alien update, pal. Although, good to know that if an alien arrived, the American government instantly orders a 24 missile welcome wagon. I guess diplomacy is dead. What would Captain Kirk do?
Rest in pieces alien scum!
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Death From Above
The earth is in danger, as a deadly satellite plummets to earth. If it reaches the ground, it could disperse deadly fumes to 2 football fields worth of land. The president has approved a plan for the military to shoot it down before it can cause the untold damage. Is this the summer blockbuster for the season? Oh no, it's apparently real life. What a world we live in. I wonder, if this plan fails, will plan B contain Bruce Willis and a team of experts going up to the satellite and attempting to disable it?
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