Shouldn't Nerds Be Smarter?

The winners of the week's thinking outside the box award definitely goes to these guys .  Instead of being bogged down with generic weapons like guns, they went all out and used replicas of traditional Klingon battle swords to rob two 7-11 stores.  

You earthlings better hand over everything in the register or the slurpee machine gets it!

If only Captain Kirk hadn't given up alien fighting to sell cheap hotel and airfare.

Aliens have arrived....and we're shooting at them.

Much like Will Smith in Independence Day, this intrepid pilot stared down a UFO with all the guts he had, and he fired a full barrage of missiles. He's been sitting on this secret for 51 years. Why come forward now? He had to admit that 51 years ago, he was ordered to shoot down.....nothing. He saw a large blip on his radar, but no actual UFO. Thanks for the alien update, pal. Although, good to know that if an alien arrived, the American government instantly orders a 24 missile welcome wagon. I guess diplomacy is dead. What would Captain Kirk do?

Rest in pieces alien scum!