Here we are, the holidays are upon us again. The tree has been lit at Rockefeller Center, the ice skating rinks are open again, people are outside ringing bells collecting for the needy, and the kids have started hopping into Santa's lap to find out if he'll get them what they've always wanted for Christmas. Of course, in this case, all Santa and his little friend got was a big bit of pie.
I love the way that pie oozes through your beard
This creatively named kid, "Clint Westwood," apparently took matters into his own hands to teach Santa a lesson for giving him that large sack of coal last year. He slammed a pumpkin pie into Santa's face while he was working at the mall. He wanted to wait for the little girl to move away, but then decided it was funnier with her in the shot. This budding filmmaker also recorded the whole thing, but was arrested before Santa could sign the release. Somehow, I feel like Clint Westwood is a stage name pulled from the farthest depths of creativity. It reeks of artistic genius...it almost sounds like a name I've heard before that might give the allusion of fame. Even the cop is unimpressed, as he states that Santa could have kicked this guy's ass if he'd gone over after. You certainly never saw Clint Eastwood get beat up by Santa.
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