Keep Your Tigers at Arm's Length

A man in Calgary was injured this week when he stuck his arm into a tiger pen. The real question is how this situation developed. Here's a hint, perhaps when the man stuck his arm into the range of a hungry tiger.

I thought maybe he would just shake my hand?

Worst One Night Stand Ever

I think this story really speaks for itself.  Think twice before you mix booze, valium and a game of last man standing to pick up a girl late night at a bar.

At least, I remember her name now....