The Day the Ants Took Over

It's finally happened. Be afraid, be very afraid. Ants have been subtly attempting to take over the world for years now, and we've played right into their hands. The Argentine Ant has now spread all over the US, Europe and Japan. Since these ants are all brethren, they refuse to fight one another. They're organized and ready to take to our fair lands, one picnic at a time! Pretty soon, we'll all have to mobilize our greatest defenses with exterminator bodyguards like John Goodman from Arachnophobia. It's the beginning of the end. The beginning of the end!

Hey there little ant. Who are your friends?

Yeti Attack

Here we go again. Just months after 2 guys "found" Big Foot. Now, the poor Yeti is being dragged back into the public eye. Can't we just let the mythical creatures rest in peace?

Here Yeti, Yeti, Yeti....

Rush Hour Monkey

Imagine your regular commute. Pushing through crowds, climbing down those stairs to the crowded subway platform. How boring. How uneventful. This commute could use a freaking monkey. That's what happened in Japan yesterday. A rogue monkey got loose in the subway station.

Monkey Express

Check out the included video. That monkey moved fast. Not only did he evade all those police nets in the station, he escaped and is considered, STILL AT LARGE. Rest easy citizens. That monkey still prowls the streets. Crime is not safe.