Thursday, July 9, 2009
The Day the Ants Took Over
It's finally happened. Be afraid, be very afraid. Ants have been subtly attempting to take over the world for years now, and we've played right into their hands. The Argentine Ant has now spread all over the US, Europe and Japan. Since these ants are all brethren, they refuse to fight one another. They're organized and ready to take to our fair lands, one picnic at a time! Pretty soon, we'll all have to mobilize our greatest defenses with exterminator bodyguards like John Goodman from Arachnophobia. It's the beginning of the end. The beginning of the end!
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