What the hell? That story couldn't be worse unless the snake ate the kids afterwards. The best part is the way the zookeeper decides to rub it in even more. First he tells them that they can't remove the still being digested dog, because it could cause harm to the snake, and everyone knows that you don't do anything to that might hurt the poor snake who slithered into someone's house and inhaled the dog. Then, he goes on to say, in a way that i read as smarmy, how they really should have just called him the other day when they saw the snake. Although, I will say...who knew snakes measured themselves and stalked prey for days before eating. I certainly didn't. If I ever see a person sized snake (such as the one stalking J Lo and Eric Stoltz in Anaconda), riding on the subway next to me for a couple days, you can be damn sure that I'll call some zookeeper/superhero right away!
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