Monday, February 18, 2008

Devil Frog Will Ribit Your Face Off

Everyone loves a little frog.  It hops around playfully.  It's got a weapon for a tongue, that can grab flies out of the air so fast like they were never there.  Most importantly, they are SMALL and HARMLESS.  Well, not anymore.


Scientists have unearthed the fossils of a frog the size of a bowling ball.  This bad boy of prehistoric times came in at around 16 inches tall and 10 pounds.  A couple of those suckers hopping around would probably rattle your glass of water as much as a T-Rex.  They sported a rather mean dinosaur temperament too.  What's worse is that they had the jawpower to back it up.  The superfrog strength of its jaw was enough to supposedly break a baby dinosaur.  Just look at this picture:
It's got a modern day frog looking up and thinking, "So, this is how it ends," while a pencil sits idly by not trying to rescue him.  Stupid useless number 2 pencils.  

Do these frogs exist in any form today?  Apparently, they might.  There's a type of frog in South America called, "ceratophyrines," AKA, "Pac Man Frogs."  I don't think you need a rocket scientist to tell you how they attack.  I wonder if they make ribit noises as they move like pac man did.  Ribit, ribit, ribit, CHOMP.  Either way, I value my ankles, and I certainly wouldn't want to run into the Devilized Pac Man frog anywhere.  I only have more love for my tiny, hopping froggy friends now.

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