What's New in Doggie Fashion?

Ever wonder what a dog feels like when it has to wear a ridiculous looking sweater?  I've never owned a dog, so I can't relate to the joyous feeling people get by warming them up in some ugly sweater.  How come the clothes are never more stylish?  Well, who is making the biggest leap in preparing dogs to face the outside world?  You guessed it.....The Berlin Police Department?!?

Berlin Police Dogs:  Now prepared for all terrain!

What really sold this article to me is the picture.  I mean, check this dog out.  He's all tough, he's ready to fight crime, and he's sporting some extra mean looking bright blue shoes:

 

BRING ON THE BAD GUYS!

Criminals beware.  Once that furry dude comes running at you in a blur of ferocious brown and bright blue, then no one will know what to do with themselves!  Gone are the days of hearing, "BARK BARK OW MY TOES!"  Now, it's just all nonstop ferocity.