Monkey Jail Break!

This story is to anyone who thinks the zoo is inhumane.  A group of monkeys with adventure on their minds decided to take matters into their own hands.

One more mile to freedom!

All 19 of the monkeys in a new habitat at a Florida zoo managed to hop off the island and swim to safety.  Not only did they pull off the death defying swim, but apparently, they're not supposed to be able to do that.  Don't panic, according to the officials, these monkeys are not a danger to people.  Hear that?  NOT a danger.  Of course, they're not supposed to be able to swim out of their island habitat either, pal.  What's next?  Citizens held up at gunpoint by a monkey mugger?  Frankly, even as a fervent defender of our monkey brethren, I'd be a bit concerned by these freak, evolving monkeys before they swim to the next location and terrorize the eastern seaboard like a mob of pirates!