Recession: Bad for Big Business, Good For Strippers

A strip club in Rhode Island is hosting a job fair this weekend.  Despite the horrible unemployment in Rhode Island right now, the strip clubs are apparently thriving more than ever.  It gives credence to the theory that when you fall on hard times, there's nothing better than a stripper falling into your lap.

A good place to spend your unemployement

I swear, Officer...I wasn't at that strip club

A man in Alaska "accidentally" stole someone else's car from a strip club parking lot. Presumably, he was trying to make a quick getaway when his wife found out where he was. Not only was his "got in the wrong car" story fishy, his name was Charles Schultz. The creator of Charlie Brown? Booked for grand theft auto, what would Linus say?

Wait, this isn't my car? I didn't realize it, cause I always hot wire my car when I drive it.