Literally couldn't live without him

A San Francisco woman was killed by her husband, during his funeral. What? You say? While driving his coffin, it flew forward in the hearse cause of traffic and hit her. She died on the spot. Divine intervention to keep two lifelong loves from being separate for long? Reaching from beyond the grave to try and give her one more hug? Really crappy luck? You decide.

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A Monkey Match Made in Heaven

It's true.  Even monkey's can find true love.  It's a real, live monkey wedding!

I take thee, monkey, to be my lawfully wedded husband...