Thirst Quenching Urine

File this away under "WTF."  Have you ever had that thirst that you felt wouldn't go away without a cool glass of Cow pee.  

Better double check that it's actually Mountain Dew that you're drinking  

Worst One Night Stand Ever

I think this story really speaks for itself.  Think twice before you mix booze, valium and a game of last man standing to pick up a girl late night at a bar.

At least, I remember her name now....

Shouldn't Nerds Be Smarter?

The winners of the week's thinking outside the box award definitely goes to these guys .  Instead of being bogged down with generic weapons like guns, they went all out and used replicas of traditional Klingon battle swords to rob two 7-11 stores.  

You earthlings better hand over everything in the register or the slurpee machine gets it!

If only Captain Kirk hadn't given up alien fighting to sell cheap hotel and airfare.